101 Reasons Not to Go to Work Today

Reason #3

No More Zombies

As soon as I get to work I go through this transformation into a Zombie. You know… you let go of whom you really are and what you really think in light of merely making it through the day with only a light pulse so that you don’t cause any ripples in the waters. Don’t ask any questions. Don’t wonder why things are the way they are. Don’t ask a co-worker to explain what the logic was behind the meeting you both attended, but walked away clueless. Instead of asking questions and challenging ideas you must instead be a Zombie just as the rest your co-workers. Just laugh and giggle at the ideas of management, offer them praise for such brilliant stupidity.

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